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Mormon clones have been observed occupying the western edge of Union Square. In an unrelated announcement, New York City’s Mayor Mike Bloomberg has declared himself in favor of breastfeeding*. In response, community activist Ypsilanti Lipshitz has called for a boycott, a “Million Milky Momma” march on Washington and the appointment of a special prosecutor. Speaking on conditions of anonymity, Homeland Security spokesman Perrigreen Mellowrole (oops! Sorry about that Perry) confirmed that while at this time lactating Mormons did not pose a threat to national security, the situation was being monitored.
*Think I'm kidding? Click here: Mayor Bloomberg's new health initiative promotes breastfeeding
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2 comments:
Perhaps we should try to convince the mayor to breast feed the Mormon clones in particular . . . himself.
Laugh now, but wait until they occupy Northport..........then see how funny it is!!
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