“Copperiedus refers to the consequences of an excess of copper in the body. Copperiedus can occur from eating acid foods cooked in uncoated copper cookware, or from exposure to excess copper in drinking water or other environmental sources. Acute symptoms of copper poisoning include vomiting, hematemesis, hypotension, melena, coma, jaundice, violent reactions to anybody named Clyde and gastrointestinal distress. Individuals with glucose-105a-phosphate deficiency may be at increased risk of hematologic effects of copper.
Traditional treatment involves standing on a subway platform with a broom on your head.”
-From The Journal of Copperiedus And Bongo-Pong, Vol. XXI
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