According
to Dr. Columba
Palumbus,
Avian Trichomonosis, a version of the ancient parasite Trichomonas
Oldfartus, may be the latest terrorist
threat. Scientists named the new pathogen Trichomonas Stabler
after a character in a cop show. The disease may also have
contributed to the decline of the passenger pigeon, whose extinction
occurred exactly 100 years ago, but apparently has nothing to do with
the show's declining ratings.
A
non-leathal version of the weapon was tested last week in Brooklyn.
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