You Saw It Here First!

 “In Baltimore, a coalition of beverage companies and bakeries hired a private investigator to assist law enforcement in pursing organized milk crate rustling, . The Maryland state legislature has also responded, passing two bills to beef up penalties for first-time misuse, trafficking or destruction of milk crates to up to 1 year in prison or a fine of up to $1,000." 
                                                                                    --Modern Farmer

Meanwhile back in my neighborhood, local residents have taken a simpler – although equally effective - approach to discouraging these criminals:

On an unrelated but equally distressing note, yesterday Mexico invaded and briefly occupied Union Square.  

.and as alaways: www.mauryenglander.com