Do You Really Want "Everything" On It?

 “Clear Food, a subsidiary of food analyzation startup Clear Labs, found that human DNA is present in 2 percent of hot dog and sausage brands, according to a recent study. The study also found that two thirds of the samples containing human DNA were advertised as vegetarian and almost 15 percent of products examined contained ingredients that differed from those included on the label.” 

 In a releated news item, the Soylent Corporation, announced its newest product, Soylent Green, a green wafer advertised to contain "high-energy plankton" from the World Ocean,” and they claim it is “more nutritious and palatable than its predecessors.”