It is with great pleasure and no small bit of humility that I announce the
artistic recognition I have just received from by no less an august
body than the New York Museum of Modern Art (or MOMA as us Artists call
her).
A few days ago that esteemed venue informed me that I had met
their qualifications as an artist and was therefore to be awarded the
privilege of receiving an Artists Membership! What is more, I could purchase that membership at a substantially reduced price compared to
the plain old regular membership that the rest of you have to fork
over. And with this membership I get to get into MOMA for free. Well, technically I guess it's not free since I had to pay for the friggin' membership, so big friggin' deal, right? Yeah, and I can get a friend into MOMA for only $5, which lots less than the outrageous $25 admission said friend would have to pay if he did not know a Recognized Artist
like me. Artist-At-Work (and that would be me!) |
1 comment:
OMG, Maury, you're REAL now! MoMA said so and I believe whatever my MoMA tells me. All of your heavy Freudian issues should now be resolved. Congrats, big time!
That said, I'm your friend and would love to "do MoMA" with my $5.00 artist friend. Any old day, let's find a time, yes?
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